Haha. Quite similar to that at least, except I definitely wouldn't creep out a niece's party. I can't stand children. I'd probably just lock myself away. And the licking meat wouldn't really work either for vegetarian reasons. But yeah, it's a fine line I walk.
Thanks.
"Niece's party" - cute... Creepy uncle. X FAIL
"First date" - cute... where's he putting his hands? Creepy. X FAIL
"Grocery store" - cute... why's he licking the frozen meat? CREEPY. X FAIL.
Why? Why are you licking the frozen meat?
(this reply got away from me)
But yeah, it's a fine line I walk.